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My real problem with food packaging that boasts about how “sinful” its contents are is that they seem to think anyone is going to be impressed by that. Like, okay, eating these marshmallows is a sin? Big deal. Sins are a dime a dozen – I’m probably committing a couple right now. Come back to me when you’ve got marshmallows that can blaspheme. I want to know exactly which heresies I’m committing by eating these marshmallows. I want marshmallows that caused a schism in the Catholic Church.
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Marshmallows so good they make you confess Sabellianism?
prokopetz
Marshmallows that were personally condemned by Pope Julius II at the Fifth Lateran Council.
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