mortalityplays
this year's tumblr april fools is maybe the best they've ever done, alongside coppy (rip)
h my god
look, millenial sense of humour aside, what other website in 2022 puts this much genuine effort into doing something weird and absurdist just for fun? every other social media site is run by silicon valley freaks who have never had real human friends or laughed off-cue and their users are not 'people' to 'entertain' so much as they are 'metrics' not worth 'disrupting'. every blog is centralised around a service framework or else trying to be a serious news outlet. 10 the only fandom sites that still exist are behemoths like AO3 who will be torn to shreds if they step out of line because their userbase is every fandom on earth bc 20 goto 10. the internet sucks, nobody has fun any more, everyone is on their hustle full time and fun has been professionalised. please pay for adless tumblr because nobody else lets you spawn crabs. im begging you.
