everythingispirates
"our flag means death what we do in the shadows and good omens should be the new superwholock" WRONG our flag means death black sails and pirates of the caribbean should be the new superwholock except now they're all pirate media with canonically queer people in them. like I cannot BELIEVE how soon you people forgot that jack sparrow is literally canonically gay divorced
like okay to elaborate on this obviously they couldn't go super explicit because this was disney in 2003, but in the original idea for the film jack and captain barbossa were like. confirmed as having been in a relationship and while a lot of it was obviously cut what you need to know about the original pirates of the caribbean set was that it was like. almost lawless so some of that did make it through to the film like for example this line
and just in how the two of them interact with each other like in this shot for example
and we see more of this in the later movies like this bit in at world's end
and this bit in on stranger tides
sorry for the long post I'm just very passionate about this and literally no one talks about this for some reason. like my darling tumblerinas gay pirates have been real since 2003
lacertae-dreamscape
handern
@curiousstrawberry how does it feel to be this hilarious
museofvoid
listen as much as i love this idea op is just making shit up akjhfadhg
casfree
I think we should all act like they were canonically gay divorced anyway though
