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atundratoadstool
The novel opens with a train schedule complaint and we have gotten to the point where Count Dracula, the most iconic vampire of all time, is chilling in his Anglophile library reading a book that is nothing but page after page of English railway times. I want everyone new to this to know that this is just the beginning. This will not stop. We cannot get off the train of train allusions that we are on now.
