if you're a Starfleet captain theres a hidden device in ur chair that shoots a laser directly into your head and it makes you desire ur first officer carnally (does NOT make them return feelings tho) but if you're bald it reflects the beam and just makes everyone else on the ship really horny for each other.
case 1 evidence: tos, voy, ent
case 2 evidence: tng, ds9
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