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“But as a culture grows decadent it becomes intrigued by art, by trinkets, by eccentricity. And the humans had art, and trinkets and eccentricity to spare!”

— Emperor Mollari, In the Beginning

kaleidoscopingin

#still can’t believe the centauri gave humanity their first access to faster than light travel technology in exchange for like#idk#a faberge egg and a selection of our weirdest porn#it still boggles my mind that in the B5 universe mankind’s very first contact with an alien civilization was with. them#i mean can you imagine. we spent all that time speculating and hoping and WAITING with fear and wonder in our hearts#& then its just. a bunch of evil obnoxious 18th century fops with bad hair and prehensile tentacle dicks#like that fucking sucks so much oh my god

paramaline

these tags are still the best thing I’ve ever written

and then we went to war with cat people that were also similarly dressed

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