whenever i see a noir detective in the rain i’m like yeah man… that’s exactly where you’re supposed to be
Noir detectives are actually meant to be stressed, it’s their natural state. A Noir detective with nothing to be stressed about, will quickly revert to a more highly stressed state than normal.
Noir detectives require stress to be healthy, that’s why it’s a good idea to make sure that an Inside Detective has access to regular difficult and alarming cases to solve and also a shower they can stand in (fully clothed or not) to agonize, since they can’t go out in the rain. Don’t be alarmed if they bang their little fists on the tile and howl, that’s a normal part of the display. If they sit on the floor and cry, though, they may be overstimulated and need some hard alcohol and a nap to help them settle down.
It can be difficult, but if you have a friend with a Femme Fatale, arranging a (supervised) playdate can be enriching to both of them.
can’t fucking believe no one mentioned a steady supply of cigarettes, and for certain species cigars, to round out their diet.
Noir Detectives are native to the city and do not do well in countrysides and other rural areas. Suburbs can be ideal, but to ensure proper enrichment for your Noir Detective if you are to bring them outside the city, be sure to organize a murder mystery of a wealthy individual fairly regularly, and keep them away from butlers.

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