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natrasharomanova

i work at a children's hospital. as per hospital regulations, all employees have to go through regular fire safety trainings. most of it is pretty standard. and then there's the Baby Vest.

it looks like this:

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it fits six babies. and in the event of a fire we're literally supposed to just put it on, fill it with babies, and then evacuate the building.

jungwildeandfree

fire alarm (ringing)

me, stuffing babies into my vest: sorry excuse me i have to leave immediately 

dnd item: baby loot vest

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    i work at a children's hospital. as per hospital regulations, all employees have to go through regular fire safety...