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jesus christ that was awkward i needed a new loofah n all the shower supplies are right next to the condom aisle and this guy kept picking up different sizes and pitting thrn back down like five times. and i made eye contact and he did this laugh and goes “can never remember my girth haha” and then he immediately cleared his throat and frowned and grabbed a box and sped walked away .

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    jesus christ that was awkward i needed a new loofah n all the shower supplies are right next to the condom aisle and...