venusian-revolution
coffeeseed

God, I can't tell you how much the "there's not enough enrichment in my enclosure" joke has helped my mental health. Because, for some reason I can't comprehend, pretending that I'm a zoo keeper caring for an animal (which is also me) just makes everything easier to comprehend. Like "Your head gets screwey when you're apartment is messy" just doesn't carry as much resonance as "The tiger becomes agitated when its enclosure is cluttered" because then I'll be like, no shit? The tiger? I've gotta keep things nice and clean for the tiger.

lew-basnight

The Tiger

is OUT

of toothpaste and could use a walk outside anyway

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    God, I can't tell you how much the "there's not enough enrichment in my enclosure" joke has helped my mental health....