the tumblr holiday checklist aka the only thing that gets me through the year:

• ides of march ✅
• oscars ✅
• april fool's day ✅
• neil banging out the tunes ✅
• the perfect date (april 25th) ✅
• it's gonna be may ✅
• met gala ✅
• star wars day ✅
• dashcon ✅
• sans sexyman-queen's death followed by immediate resurrection as trisha paytas' baby-dwd drama-day (september 8th) ✅
• do you remember (september 21st) ✅
• dancing pumpkin day
• mean girls day/fma day
• the skeleton war
• november 5th
• please it's christmas (it's december 10th)