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COUNT DRACULA'S DIARY
3 October.—Being a newcomer to London is so difficult. Why, today I came home to find that five men had broken into my house at Piccadilly with the intention of filling it with bread that I'm allergic to. One of them, who happens to be my solicitor, attacked me with a knife and I was forced to escape through the window. I dropped all my money.














