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Villain Tragedy:

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poison ring poison compartment too small for single ibuprofen tablet

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Villain Success:

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poison ring poison compartment just the right size for three low-dose aspirin tablets, in case I encounter three infant triplets who all have headaches

kohlrabisabi

Ah yes the mark of a true villain, providing babies with relief from mild cranial tension.

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AFTER I take their candy

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NO I am onto your tricks and I know you will just suck the stones out of their settings like a vacuum cleaner if I let your mouth anywhere near my rings

like this

zapatism

i want to suck another thing like a vacuum cleaner

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okay but only if you make roomba noises

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    Villain Tragedy:...poison ring poison compartment too small for single ibuprofen tablet