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biggaybunny

Just checked out a Disco Elysium speedrun to see what they could do to this game, and it turns out there’s (at least in some versions) a glitch that lets you start with max stats/skills. So they put on their pants, run outside, grab kim, grab money from the company rep, buy a book, and then read (skipping time) for two days until the map opens up and they can solve the entire case. They notably:

  • Do not examine the corpse, you know, the one whose murder you are solving
  • Do not put any thought in the thought cabinet
  • Do not remember their name or face
  • Do not examine the car
  • Talk to Kim like twice
  • Never talk to several characters like Evrart
  • Do not save Kim during the tribunal
  • Never visit the church
  • Don’t have the ex-something dream
  • Don’t talk to the [REDACTED] because they didn’t do any side content
  • I feel the need to emphasize, they never put on a goddamn shirt or any shoes

So to summarize, an amnesiac, half-naked freak-of-nature with 0 thoughts in his head wakes up, haggles his way out of debt and into money, re-reads a trashy fantasy novel for two solid days, and then solves a bizarre murder mystery single-handedly, forcing his precinct to reluctantly take him back, all while having never learned a single lesson about himself or the world.

Disco ElysiumJacques in the background must be both fuming and in aweimagine him returning to precinct. shirtless. with no fucking clue who he is as everyone pats him on the backdisco elysium

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