Step one: Bake 50 one-inch-diameter choux pastry spheres.

Step two: Pipe each sphere full of pastry cream.

Step three: Dip each sphere into molten caramel and carefully arrange them into a two-foot-tall conical tower

Step four: Take your $100 glass cloche, slam it down with all your force, and FUCKING OBLITERATE THAT CROQUEMBOUCHE

(tagging @plaidadder for obvious reasons)