fictionalred
These fucking replicators in the fucking transporter room never made any fucking sense anyway.
airandangels
Well, sometimes you come back from an adventure and you’re really hungry and you need a snack right away!
‘Beam us up, Scotty, and have milk and cookies ready!’
(whisper whisper)
‘Mr Spock requests apple juice.’
spockvarietyhour
Well after coming back from a planet where flowers shoots spores in your face, you’re gonna have the munchies.








