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The most insulting thing about the porn bots is their complete lack of disguise. Every one features a photo of some uniformly tan white-toothed plasti-boob girl in a boho sweater buttoned with only one button so that it might ~*~fly open at any second ~*~ and it's like bitch what about my carefully curated blog of doctor who sci-fi nerd shit and general frolic makes you think that you'd be able to slide in unnoticed or that I want to double tap your thirst trap and pay $8.99 a minute to see more? You are sneaking into my trash kingdom dressed like the goddamn hamburglar






