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alivelmall

cell phone doesn't like water because it is a combination of the other three elements. it is a rock (earth) that we fill with lightning (fire) that can control radio waves (air). if it contained water too, it would be too perfect; it would be like a god. to prevent this, the universe kills the would be uniter-of-the-elements. it's basic science.

heronbrew

Hey op google what LCD stands for

alivelmall

i took an oath in third grade to never do drugs

thewanderingace

I feel compelled to share one of my favorite bits from the Martian

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The Martian

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