capslog1701
capslog1701
It just occurred to me that nobody actually watches Picard anymore, so I can just say whatever I want and you’ll never know what’s true and what isn’t. Here’s what happened episode 1:
- As predicted, Beverly Crusher is played by Brent Spiner
- She has a son with Picard
- The son is also played by Brent Spiner
- Riker is cheating on Deanna with Picard
- Geordi’s daughter is a pilot (unclear if she’s blind too)
- Lore has taken up hunting as a hobby
- Seven of nine joined starfleet and immediately committed mutiny
- Elnor helped
- They made no mention of the giant plot twist from last season
- Everyone hates the enterprise-d
- Data came back and did karaoke
- He sang Killer Queen
- Yes, he did wear the moustache
stra-tek
stra-tek
Wait like 3 of these things actually happened
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And with your help we can make the rest of it happen.
