I'm rewatching Columbo (again) and honestly? So many men are obsessed with him. He's their little scrungly boy. They despise him. They want to kiss him on the mouth.

Anyway top 5 Columbo gay moments?

you’re asking me to pick five of my favorite children? very well. i’ll try. top five columbo gay momence…

number five, double exposure

number four, swan song

number three, etude in black

number two, sky high IQ

number one, any old port

honorable mentions, short fuse

and prescription: murder