bones (the eviler gayer person behind kirk and spock)

spock (hot)

jim “boob window” kirk (the gay antithesis of william shatner) (gay)

uhura (should be allowed to beat up more people)

george takei-aka routine shatner wrecker (we must assume he does this regularly)

the sentient blob monster from devil in the dark (funny)

sulu and chekov (taking turns to slap him with a piece of cod)

spocks mom (amanda would flatten that man for besmirching her son in laws image)

a small tribe of vulcan children wearing I <3 spirk t-shirts (jim stans)