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melonsap

You know how corn was selectively bred out of grasses, and bananas used to have tons of rocky seeds, and avocados used to be like 90% pit, and watermelons once looked

Image ID: A watermelon that's mostly rind, with the rind swirling into what little pink there is. End IDALT

like this?

I think we should breed the pits out of mangoes

melonsap

Image ID: A set of tags that read as follows. "What in the fuck," "That's real???" "Bee I trust you but like aaaaaa." End IDALT

Yep. And that kind of watermelon itself is after centuries upon centuries of selective breeding!

The other above-mentioned fruits:

Image ID: A small, cornlike grain being pried out of its husk. End IDALT

Teosinte, the ancestor of corn

Image ID: A banana full of big, black seeds. End IDALT

A not-seedless banana

Image ID: An avocado with only a millimeter of flesh around the pit. End IDALT

A wild, unaltered avocado

We need to do this with mangoes

lesbian-vegeta

Mangoes have pits to keep us humble. Without them we would fall to insatiable bloodlust for more mango.

melonsap

Maybe I want to be a mangpire

cryoverkiltmilk

Fructosferatu.

it me. fructosferatu

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    so... so curious who the "we" is when it comes to mangos lmao
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