toddler niece is three so when we watch tv when we hang out it’s usually Bluey or one of two specific episodes of Dug Days she approves of, but sometimes we spice things up with a nature documentary or two. So there’s a newish one on netflix called Wild Babies which was advertised as being all about baby animals. Seemed perfect.
I’ll omit the fine details and just say that within five minutes we had watched an enormous baby seal emerge from its mother’s birth canal in all of its visceral splendor and I am now In Trouble with her parents,
i need to clarify they aren’t mad about their daughter’s exposure to the miracle of birth or whatever as perhaps mildly displeased that my niece repeated the phrase “wow the mommy seal has a weawwy big bagina” for like two hours in hopes of a repeat performance of me desperately trying not to cackle and failing HARD