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anthropologist-on-the-loose

I'm going insane, I just found a job opening for a Historian with the US Air Force that literally sounds like they're hiring for the Stargate Program

anthropologist-on-the-loose

The job duties:

  • Researches and writes the wing history.
  • Conducts special studies and creates other historical products such as oral histories.
  • Provides research and reference services.
  • Participates in wartime and contingency operations; deploys to contingency locations.
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Other job requirements:

  • Have to pass a medical examine and physical fitness/agility test
  • Provides support to combat operations
  • Continues working in combat zone after evacuation of nonessential personal
  • "It is impracticable to convert the employee's position to a position authorized to be filled by a member of the armed forces because of a necessity for that duty to be performed without interruption."
  • May also be deployed to non-combat or civilian operations
  • "This is a Mission-Essential position performing a Mission-Critical-Function"
  • May require travel on military aircraft
  • "Incumbent will exhibit professionalism, diplomacy and tact in daily interactions, high-pressure situations and while interacting with high ranking foreign and U.S. officials"
  • Work in conditions with minimal amenities
  • "Position will include training in the carrying and use of firearms because incumbent can be deployed to contingency locations and participate in wartime and contingency operations where and when there may be a requirement to carry firearms"
  • Top secret security clearance
  • A bachelor's degree in history
anthropologist-on-the-loose

This is the job description they wrote after Daniel Jackson retired.

stargate sg1daniel jacksonha!

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