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airandangels:
“ deesarrachi:
“ airandangels:
“ spockandhiskillerbriefcase:
“ airandangels:
“ Julian Bashir is the most ridiculous person.
”
this is what I’ll be jamming in your urethra this afternoon!
”
oh crikey, it’s not even tapered
”
Psht, just... http://ds9.trekcore.com/gallery/albums/5x17/simpleinvestigation_027.jpg
airandangels

Julian Bashir is the most ridiculous person.

spockandhiskillerbriefcase

 this is what I’ll be jamming in your urethra this afternoon!

airandangels

oh crikey, it’s not even tapered

deesarrachi

Psht, just work up to it. He’s a doctor; he knows what he’s doing.

airandangels

NOTHING SHOULD EVER BE JAMMED INTO A URETHRA.

especially not with jam on it

spockvarietyhour

Garak, I believe you and I have a dinner date tonight and I’ll show you just how “sonic” this screwdriver is

But what about the ChiefSomeone should replace that rod with a flower

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