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So a friend just invited me to her birthday party which will apparently involve going to the beach in broad daylight and interacting with a large group of people whom I have never met before. Oh and then we’re going to a club for salsa dancing.

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I LOVE YOU GIRL BUT NO. THAT IS SO FAR OUTSIDE MY NATURAL HABITAT I’D HAVE A BETTER CHANCE OF SURVIVING NAKED ON THE SURFACE OF MARS.

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  1. spockvarietyhour reblogged this from paramaline
  2. mintamenapie said: BUT IF YOU GO TO THE BEACH YOU WILL COLOR AND THEN WE’LL HAVE TO TAKE AWAY YOUR NERD CARD BECAUSE GEEKS DON’T GO OUTSIDE AND NO ONE WILL BELIEVE YOU’RE ONE OF US!
  3. formerlyandromedalogic-blog said: omg that sounds like HELL ON EARTH
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