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The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

not-xdanimalx

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

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this is the best oh my god

haylyeah

Every morning! CLEAR!!! STAND BY TO NUTELLA THIS BITCH!!!

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