YOU SHOULDA BROUGHT JADZIA WITH YOU

It’s just so unfair she was verboten from the movies, because his Enterprise family would’ve LOVED her. To BITS. And she would’ve loved them! Imagine how much she’d have enjoyed trolling with Riker or talking about old mouldy stuff with Picard or getting shitfaced on chocolate martinis with Bev and Deanna or acting wise and sassy with Guinan.

Worf would be like ‘I DID NOT BRING YOU TO MEET MY FORMER CREWMATES SO THAT THEY COULD MONOPOLISE YOU.’

(I think Worf talks in CAPSLOCK most of the time. And when he says something emphatically, it’s not in wussy leaning-over italics, it’s in BOLD. THAT IS THE KLINGON WAY. BE BLOODY, BOLD AND RESOLUTE.)

And Jadzia would be like ‘Baby, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to leave you all alone. We can hang out now.’

‘NO. I HAVE PLANS WITH… DATA.’ (sulks off)