dean: i fought my way through purgatory for a year to find you when i could have gotten out any time

dean: but no homo dude

cas:

dean: oh and i kept your coat for you even when i thought you were dead

dean: it's not like losing you sent me on a downward spiral of grief and alcoholism or anything

cas:

dean: and i did break through naomi's mind control by telling you that i needed you

dean: but it's not like it's hard to overcome heaven's control right?

cas:

dean: and the way i pray to you at least once a day even though i never had faith before you

dean: and the way i need you not because of your powers or how you can help me or sam but because i need support and companionship and just your presence by my side

dean: completely platonic amiright?

cas:

dean:

cas:

dean:

dean: totally not in love with you or anything i swear

: :sequel: :

cas: i rebelled against heaven and my family and all i'd ever believed in in the millennia of my existence until i met you

cas: no homosexual

cas: was that correct, dean?

dean: it's "no homo"

cas: okay

cas: once i hid and watched you rake leaves while thinking about how you deserved a better life than i could give you no homos

dean:

cas: when naomi trained me to retrieve the angel tablet she made me practice killing thousands of deans

cas: because my platonic feelings for you were the main obstacle to my mission

dean:

cas: and then when you were mad at me i went shopping for your favorite beer and porn and toilet paper and almost murdered a shop attendant because they were out of pie

cas: but i'm sure anyone would do the same

dean:

cas:

dean:

cas:

dean: right um yeah exactly what i've been saying