More good news listeners, a submarine has arrived from Nulgorsk, a tiny fishing village in Russia. Nulgorsk was a longtime sister city of Night Vale. We shared pen-pal letters and gifts for many years. But beginning in 1983 Nulgorsk stopped changing their dates on their letters. By 1997 it became apparent that Nulgorsk would never stop existing in 1983 and without being able to openly discuss the complexities of Michael Jackson’s career arc, Night Vale stopped corresponding. So for this single reason - and no other - the arrival of a Nulgorskian submarine in our desert was unexpected. The Night Vale PTA and the management of the local Pinkberry released a joint statement saying the arrival of the submarine from Nulgorsk may represent a renewal of long ago international hostilities caused by simple misunderstandings over how to use a calendar properly.