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whorville

Do people under 5’4 even really exist?

poopflow

they do, we just cant see them

spockvarietyhour

I just use the top of their heads to rest my chin

airyairyquitecontrary

from my 5’3” height as far as I can remember in Imperial, efffff youuuuuuu.

spockvarietyhour

I can feel you talking from the vibrations resonating from the top of your head to my chin.

One problem with my heightthe basementI've hit my head more times than I care to remember

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