I’ve got a Hotel Hell episode playing in the background, which is another show where Gordon goes around people’s places of business and looks exasperated. He’s in this lodge in oregon with an old Stoner who calls himself “Pa Butt” who knows nothing about businesses and doesn’t want to know. best line so far “We never said we were sensible people.”

The ex-wife runs the business portion (Pa Butt lives in a shack, the butt shack) who is struggling all by herself and the rooms of course are disgusting in UV light (if you bring out a UV light then the room will usually be disgusting). “It’s like a mosaic of semen.”

The two sons, one of runs the restaurant and one…does parties I guess. Anyway they are named Duke and Dusty and one of them (Duke) look like Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. And of course loud parties. Oh the best part the boys who make a profit don’t share one cent with mom and don’t provide an explanation

This is fucking awesome

Pa Butts also dresses up as a giant mushroom.

Here’s the son:

Oh not the butt shack, the butt hut, that makes it so much better