Sisko Not another problem!

Kira The Cardassians did it.

Dax One of my past lives did it.

Bashir I WANT TO FIX THE PROBLEM. LET ME FIX THE PROBLEM.

O'Brien There's always a problem.

Odo Quark did it.

Quark My brother did it.

Garak I did it. OR DID I? Actually, I didn't. Okay. I did. OR MAYBE I DIDN'T.