for spanish i have to read this short story about a guy who wants to move to Pátzcuaro and pays double the asking price for a house how do you say fucking idiot in spanish

he also made the final decision and wrote the check without consulting his wife first fucking cabrón

he told his wife what he paid and his wife called the sellers fucking tontos for making the price so high. the husband says nothing. he is el screwed

his neighbors are really noisy so he pays them to move away

the protag and his wife hung out in alcopulco for two weeks so the two neighbors would move, and when they came back, the exact same noises from the neighbor’s shops happened.

apparently the protag never specified where the neighbors should move, so they took his money and swapped houses. 

fucking chilango got owned