If Star Trek Movies were friends

The Motion Picture Wow its been so long! You look different! Did you, did you go and find religion?

The Wrath of Khan Oh man, you're so warm and familiar, a bit older and comfortable. Wait what do you mean you're dying?!

The Search for Spock Mournful, Sorrowful hugs. My deepest condolences. You just can't catch a break can't you, I don't know how you're going on.

The Voyage Home When did you become a flower child? I knew you were silly but this is just so much silly!

The Final Frontier Okay, enough with the silly. No, you don't need to be this dumb. Do we need to stage an intervention?

The Undiscovered Country Not much left to say, you have kids going to college now doing their own thing, when did we get to retirement age? We know each other's everything