#*grumble*

Ode to a Big Fucking Fly

Big Fucking Fly,

you’ve been bugging me for the past half hour,

I’m sorry you’re trapped in my apartment,

I’m sorry all I had was Glade air freshner and not bugspray

I’m sorry I tried to spray you with it anyway.

I wish I had a flyswatter too, or even a rolled up newspaper,

I’m glad you came to your senses,

and came to drown in my cereal milk.

note to self - buy bugspray and flyswatter*grumble*