All done! Picard being mobbed by puppies!
#why#I don’t even know#but yes
I very much hope that this is a reference to ‘The Child,’ in which Ian, Troi’s ‘mystery child’ (it was one of those alien-impregnation-WITHOUT-THE-WOMAN’S-KNOWLEDGE-OR-CONSENT stories that I hate so very much, but it’s all passed off as ‘the alien was curious about humans and wanted to experience life as one of us!’ and I’m just like ‘WELL THE FUCKIN’ ALIEN COULD HAVE ASKED PERMISSION TO DO THAT EXPERIMENT’ - anyway, I went on about it at length here) anyway yes let me get back on track, Ian (who is petting some puppies in one of the Enterprise’s schoolrooms at the time) asks Picard if he has ever played with puppies, and he replies that he doesn’t believe he has.
My response at the time:
- PICARD HAS NEVER PLAYED WITH PUPPIES? TRAGEDY. THEY WOULD LICK HIS NOSE AND CHIN AND HE WOULD BE SO HAPPY.
- Someone please draw Picard playing with puppies. Lots of little baby dogs. OH JE SUIS SI HEUREUX DE VOIR TOUS CES CHIOTS! JE VOUS AIME, MES CHIOTS!
SO… I don’t know for sure but I’d love to think that this is the granting of a wish that I made back on the thirtieth of March, 2011.
He got paid a visit by the Amanda Q Fairy. She brought him a basket full of puppies


Q was all “that’s not what I meant by torment Picard”




