jerking off while sick allows you to achieve the rare leper's orgasm
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Its honestly so funny how people who are mourning the queen's death are so pigshit stupid that they end up saying shit thats wayyyy more tasteless than all of the normal people making fun of her.
Mcdonalds putting up a branded menu variant about her funeral, some sextoy website having a funeral banner up, her funeral footage accidentally capitalizing the words "Among Us", crossfit including a minute of silence in their daily workout plan, people lining up for 30 hours to go look at a box that maybe has a corpse in it, Guantanamo bay putting the mcdonalds flag at half mast, the royal family fanblogs posting sad bitmojis and the thomas jefferson miku binder artist seriously arguing that she's gonna reincarnate as a horse are all infinitely funnier forms of mockery than I'd ever be able to come up with
I had a thought, but unfortunately I had a second thought. They ricocheted off each other and I can’t find either anymore
Archie Channing (Gary Busey), the jaded billionaire CEO of a technology corporation, dies in a car accident. To atone for his sins, God has Archie return to Earth in the form of a white Pomeranian named Quigley.
“Gary Busey reportedly threw a fit on set because the set of heaven didn’t look like the ‘real’ heaven, which Busey claimed to have seen after almost dying in a motorcycle accident 1988. His fit became a fist fight when another actor, who also claimed to have seen the real heaven, disagreed with Busey’s description, and production was shut down for the day.”
I'm saying this as a zoomer and my first home console was a wii but the n64 controller scares me
Imagine you fill this with cereal and you turn around to get milk and when you look back it's empty.
After you finish licking it clean, it licks you back
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