Roger Sterling has absolutely, without doubt sucked a dick, though. Probably during the war. He had a passionate intense fling with an exceptionally brave and hardy serviceman who did drag performances to entertain the troops during the war and he acted like it was just a just-us-guys thing so he didn’t have to reconcile it with himself but they parted ways without ever saying goodbye to each other and to this day he can’t see a comically fruit-covered Carmen Miranda hat without a wistful pang shooting directly to his heart, a remembrance of things past. Roger Sterling has absolutely sucked dick.
idk was just thinking about izzy hands and then remembered another Found Family who reluctantly took in their scraggly ass stray blorbo. and how they shackled the feral asshole to the bathtub. idk i can imagine this shit happen on The Revenge IDK MAN