Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.

My favourite is explaining the difference between a butt dial and a booty call

yanno that post featuring the official all star lyrics as tweeted by smash mouth?

yeah, that’s right, that’s the image

well I was looking through it and uh

“all that glitters is gold” okay I remember this part but… what’s that discarded lyric beneath it?

wait a second

hH ww HOLY SHIT

True Story: Tumblr’s Skeleton War helped inspire “The Skeleton Brief” and “The Skeleton Grief”!

The Bens were basically like, “What the fuck is up with all the skeletons?!” (I’m not embellishing here, that panel had a lot of cussing!) “I DON’T UNDERSTAND TUMBLR.” And then they decided, “Hey, let’s write a story about two dumb skeleton guys!”

So well done, Tumblr. Well done.