“It would call if you called me Stu…Redman.”
*ominous banjo twang, crow shriek*
When I worked as a freelance video editor, it would occasionally be my job to edit behind-the-scenes videos of fashion photo shoots. Occasionally, a segment of raw footage would be particularly “interesting” or “funny” when viewed out of context.
Anyway, here’s a video of a sexy lingerie model freaking out on a piano.
Wait a sec. That’s Sarah Shahi, being very Shaw on a piano.
Root: We’re meant to be together, Sameen.
Shaw: I would rather fuck this piano than you.
Root: Prove it.
A Bionic Christmas Carol
Remember that time when this happened?
hey anna remember this
okay but a story about an asexual pirate who gets made fun of by the crew until he saves all of them from sirens
A pirate for the adventure, not the booty
oh my god i want that on a bumper sticker

Trying to pilot a ship here. Thanks.
“It would call if you called me Stu…Redman.”
*ominous banjo twang, crow shriek*
When Predator started filming back in 1986, the titular monster had a somewhat different and, according to most involved, significantly more “awful” look. A recent interview from the good folks at the Stan Winston School Of Character Arts goes in depth with Steve Johnson, the creature FX supervisor