*male artist voice* this is my new project, it’s like, the dark side of Disney princesses. so like, Alice is on drugs, belle has Stockholm syndrome, jasmine is a terrorist and sleeping beauty is getting plastic surgery. it’s super cutting edge as you can see

also look out for my new greek goddess paintings, including ‘naked white woman with helmet’, ‘naked white woman with pomegranate’, ‘naked white woman with bow and arrow’ and who could forget ‘naked white woman with slightly bigger boobs and a rose’

also stay tuned for my seven deadly sins paintings, including such classics as ‘naked white woman looking at herself in a mirror’, ‘mostly naked white woman posing in lingerie in a bed’, and my personal favourite ‘naked big breasted woman looking at you, the viewer, lustily’

I’m screaming this is exactly it tho lolll

its funny because you can’t tell which is which

littlewilshit is this not us

Star Trek: SPACE is going to make humanity care about one another and solve all the world’s problems and we’ll just bake a space cake full of rainbows and smiles and go to space together and give it to the aliens and they’ll eat it and be happy!!!

Star Wars: Humanity is just going to keep on doin’ human stuff like… wars and Spaghetti Westerns and Nascar races, but like, in space?

Battlestar Galactica: OH GOD SPACE NO NO MORE SPACE. SPACE WAS A MISTAKE. WE JUST WANT TO GO HOME BUT THE ROBOTS WON’T LET US

For someone who is tired 100% of the time, I sure am bad at sleeping.