guys. i strongly recommend checking out the resume of ann magnuson, the woman who plays admiral kirsten ‘at long last, shut the fuck up’ clancy on picard the show. like i’m not transcribing all this right now but here is just a snippet from her wikipedia page:

all of this is before you even get to her psychedelic rock band called ‘bongwater’ or whatever’s going on here.

my point is that i would like to propose a formal motion to adopt this biography wholesale as that of kirsten clancy herself. who’s with me.