I had that dream that I was someone else again…

I was on an island of weirdoes that nobody could find, happy to be there.

No! I was Will Riker’s captain before Picard.

No! I was pals with Frank Black and we solved supernatural mysteries but I betrayed him. I had a moustache kind of like this.

No wait! I got Mulder and Scully out of that building with a moustache like this so I could protect a secret no one understands and get myself blow up

what the building was doing with a moustache like this, I’ll never know

It didn’t want to be identified so early on so it wore a disguise!