#Amazing
“Someone’s sending all this to Dukat, yeah?”

Man, this was a blast to draw. With all the negativity in the world right now, just needed something fun to cheer me up.
Based off @captaincrusher‘s post.
To sum up, it’s never really touched on that Sisko has Dukat’s old office, and the implications of this. One of the theories thrown in was that a week after settling in, a life-sized bronze statue of Dukat shows up (after being held up in Bolian customs for three weeks), and Sisko has to sign for it. They don’t know what to do with it, so it just does the rounds of the station:
- It ends up in the rec room for Julian and Miles to throw things at.
- Kira gets back from a week-long mission to Bajor, finds it just inside her bedroom door. Barely misses it with her phaser.
- She places it just so inside the infirmary doors, so it’ll topple onto Julian when he walks in the following morning.
- Nog looses a bet with Jadzia, has to sneak it into Sisko’s office wearing the ‘Everybody loves me’ shirt.
- Revenge is enacted.
- Quark thinks it’d be a great way to fool Odo. Turns out paper plates sticky-taped on aren’t the answer.
- It ends up at Garak’s. No one’s sure exactly how or why, but the results are beautiful.
- Ziyal, my poor baby. Sisko’s given her a cargo bay to decorate.
- At one point, O’Brien has to go on an urgent mission. For some godforsaken reason, the statue has ended up in the runabout and there’s no time to unload it. So he pilots for 54 hours straight while feeling the itch of Dukat’s soulless glare on the back of his head.
Oh, and they might have won the war by posting all these to the… whatever the Trek equivalent of the net is.
I love you so much you have no idea. I’m crying (of laughter) right now.

Did y’all know Nana Visitor was in a sitcom in the nineties pre-Trek with Sandra Bullock? It was based on that one movie with Sigourney Weaver and Harrison Ford (but featured nobody from that movie, obviously), only lasted one season, and all that remains on the internet of it is a single episode mysteriously up on Youtube.
Anyway, this promo shot is spectacular in every way and was giving me such strong delightful Kiradax vibes I had no choice but to follow through.

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My brain was transported about 10,000 years into the future while listening to this.
bbc’s a christmas carol is absolutely fucking insane, I’m only 20 mins in but I keep feeling like it’s about to cut away to ‘how it feels to chew five gum’
wow I can’t believe E.C. dabbed scrooge’s nephew fred and left him in regent’s canal just so he could invite his uncle to christmas dinner
I used to be a grader and an occasional substitute prof for an introductory astronomy lab. That means that the majority of the people in this lab are only taking it because it’s a requirement and about half of them think it’s an astrology class.
I was grading midterms and this one girl. She was so nice and I think she was a business major. Fuck. The question on the midterm was to draw a diagram of the solar system and this poor girl. This fucking girl had drawn a Mars-centric solar system. As in every planet and the sun were orbiting Mars. I now actually have a custom Cards Againsy Humanity card I got at a con that says “A Mars-centric solar system”
I had a boy argue with me that there was liquid water on the moon (this was around when they had found liquid water on Mars in ~2015) and he wouldn’t believe me that he likely meant Mars and not the moon. After I marked his answer to the relevant lab question wrong, he took it to the department head who had promptly laughed him out of the office.
And there was another boy who, during a lab in our observatory where we would look at certain things in the sky, asked where the sun was. At 10pm in November. After some questioning it was revealed that he thought the moon and the sun were the same thing.
My friend, whom I love dearly, found out that the moon orbits the earth as a 20-year-old in an upper-level political science class, and was utterly and completely flabbergasted. When questioned, her defense was that she doesn’t have anything to do with the moon, so why would she have needed to know?
i was once talking to a friend of mine about how at that point in time you could see mars, jupiter, and venus at the same time, which was pretty cool, and she said “where’s pluto? wait, it was destroyed” and that’s how i found out that my friend, who is in her third year of a medical degree, thought that pluto stopped being a planet because it was eaten by a black hole.
I used to work with a man who told me that the moon wasn't real, it was a reflection of the sun. I asked if he meant that it was reflecting the sun's light, and he clarified that its not an object, just light. I asked what the light was reflecting off of, and he said "the sky". I asked what we could see outside because the moon was visible that day, and he said it wasn't a real thing, just an illusion.
The office manager had to drag him away because she said she legitimately thought I might have a stroke if we kept talking about it, and all talk of the moon in general was banned from the workplace.
this man living in 4019
Bonus
Pigeon on the head of a guy riding a drooling water worm beast fountain. Saw this guy hanging out in Maspalomas, Gran Canaria. I do like to see a pigeon on the head of a statue.
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