Don’t try to play the guy who invented the game.

I was a king once. Okay. I was. Then they made me a bird. Then Mother Church came along and turned us all into saints, and trolls, and fairies. General Mills did the rest.

cinnamon roll /ˈsɪnəmən rəʊl/ 
noun
   1. Salim from American Gods

What a fucking pair. 

AMERICAN GODS, Lemon Scented You (1x05).

guaranteed to blow your mind 

anytime

characters that give me heart eyes ♡ M E D I A  (American Gods)

Time and attention, better than lambs blood…..

I’ve had this fucking Onion Headline saved for weeks in preparation