Lana: My baby will not be a coke addict!

Pam: Wow.

Lana: Oh Excuse me, what would *you* like to call it?

Pam: Hmmm, cocaine enthusiast?

Mallory: It's public television, they don 't pay anything! All they do is suck money in. They take our taxes...

Lana: Or donations, whatever.

Mallory: Of pre-tax dollars! From pot-taking, bolshevik, lesbian couples! And PBS mixes it all in with their huge NEA grant, then launders it in inner-city methadone clinics, and pumps it right back out to pro-abortion superPACs!

Lana: Still no words.

Kenny Loggins: You think K-Log needs to pay for sex do you?

Archer: No but, that being said, I do think he needs to re-evaluate this whole "K-Log" thing.