I’m not irreplaceable because I’m smart, I’m irreplaceable because I’m obsessed.

10 Caps from Ascension - Part 3

squinty beaver and mrs.

Sweetie that’s a derpface. You’re the Captain, wipe it off

What the hell is that?

Alf just totally crashed your party

I saw it all. Two towers, falling from the sky. And a war in the desert that never ends. And a woman in pink, holding her husband’s head together. And you, I saw you.

10 Caps from Ascension - Part 2

You think I don’t have total control?

10 Caps from Ascension Part 1