Back to the Future (1985) dir. Robert Zemeckis

MICHAEL J. FOX
as Marty McFly in Back to the Future (1985) dir. Robert Zemeckis

Back to the Future, German lobby card. 1985

No, no, it’s my turn! You’ve had enough.

So, like, I wasn’t totally focused in there or anything, but I’m pretty sure that mom was trying to bang her son. Wait, wait, the hot chick was Alex P. Keaton’s mom? Yeah, I’m pretty sure. But they’re the same age. No, but he went back in time. Then why is it called Back to the Future?

I’m George. George McFly.