I'm seeing a lot of Ben Franklin hate on that post about the Mexican axolotl money and I'd like to remind everyone that although other old white dudes on our money really do suck Ben Franklin was a nasty little thottie who loved milfs so I think we can give him a pass unless someone can give me a comically horrible quote or anecdote to prove otherwise

I can see it but also I get vibes off him like he'd be a weirdo who only keeps physical copies of porn and he'd stop with VHS

He'd be on Twitter making posts like this

"Advice to a Friend on Choosing a Mistress" is a letter by Benjamin Franklin dated June 25, 1745, in which Franklin counsels a young man about channeling sexual urges. Due to its licentious nature the letter was not published in collections of Franklin's papers in the United States during the 19th century. Federal court decisions from the mid- to late- 20th century cited the document as a reason for overturning obscenity laws.

How could you not post a link to the letter in question?

Old Mistresses Apologue, otherwise known as “Advice to a friend on Choosing a Mistress”. Actual text of the letter starts halfway down the page. Look for the salutation, “My dear friend”.

Benny liked milves with fat asses. put him on more money. him, the text of this letter, the axolotl, and Jennifer Coolidge.

Originally posted by 2000selegance

Ben Franklin:

"Look, pal, you should get married! But now that I've got that social necessity out of the way, here's my eight point argument of why you should hook up with older women, yeah boy!"

this isnt a question about the recent smash hit musical hamilton this is just a historical question in general but: which one of the founding fathers, if living now, would be most likely to engage in furry culture

Every comment on this post says Benjamin Franklin.

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